So… I’m helping the boy read script for class…
…and he hands me one about two siblings who win the lottery and buy a house that’s “haunted and has been UNINHIBITED for years”.
UNINHIBITED?
Soooo… In my head, I’m guessing the house is going “oh hey there, baby… lemme just open mah shutters for you… oh yeah… come use my back entrance if you’re feeling adventurous. I don’t mind… I’ve had my floorboards waxed and everything..”
I’m dying.
![callmekitto:
gawkercom:
President Obama comforts a woman in New Jersey whose marina was damaged by Hurricane Sandy.
As the Wall Street Journal’s Jeff Yang put it, “If enough people see it, this is the photo that singlehandedly re-elects Barack Obama.”
[Twitter via AP]
REBLOG! IMMEDIATELY.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mctn8pPXNg1rk5d6vo1_500.jpg)
President Obama comforts a woman in New Jersey whose marina was damaged by Hurricane Sandy.
As the Wall Street Journal’s Jeff Yang put it, “If enough people see it, this is the photo that singlehandedly re-elects Barack Obama.”
[Twitter via AP]
REBLOG! IMMEDIATELY.
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL~
OH
MY
GOD
This makes me SO happy. You have no idea. *wants to photoshop in a teeny cane and top hat*
“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “
WHOA WHAT
WAIT WHAT GO BACK WHAT YES
HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP
I liked the pic a few weeks ago and it’s stayed in my mind since.
Wow
So…
I have a viral infection that can ruin my voice box. I have been rendered silent for at least 3 days.
Not exactly the words someone who regular does radio podcasting wants to hear.
Sure, I’m not the MOST outspoken person, but you know how when someone tells you that you can’t do something, suddenly it’s all you want to do?
Yeah. That.
Also… Everyone I know SUCKS at charades. So there’s that. Haha
Rad.
Alright people, I suggest finding a way to save this as soon as possible just in case NBC finds me and destroys me.
Honored (and EXCITED) to return to SNL on September 22! :oD
this is such a better choice… please read.
a friendly tip: if you feel the urge to self harm get an ice cube and hold it in your hand for a while. it relieves the compulsion in a less destructive way. therapists have used this with their patients and i have tried it myself it works pretty well
Okay wow this is now my favourite post on Tumblr. Signal boost into infinity.
omg whoever wrote I LOVE YOU
So… wow. :)
Sometimes people are awesome.
This rad dude in my office came into the kitchen to find me pouting about the fact that I didn’t have any food and wasn’t going to have time to get to the shop before heading to night job.
He gets this mischievous grin on his face, opens the cupboard and busts out TWO massive boxes of Rice Bubbles.
Happy restored.
Sometimes people are awesome. Wow.
